1. First of all, we have the most swoonworthy views around.

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2. And don’t get us started on our street art.

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3. We’re partial to the odd grand romantic gesture.

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4. But we’ll also totally rip the piss out of you and call you ‘a big sap’ if you’re being a big sap.

All in a loving way, of course.

5. And we’ll always let you have one our garlic cheese chips <3

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6. You’ll never be stuck for somewhere to go on a date

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Followed by…

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7. Eh, have you seen Once?

This kind of thing happens all the time here.

We swear.

8. Our pet names will make you blush…

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Love, mot, pet, me auld flower…

9. And did we mention how good they sound in our ridey accent?

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10. We have produced several notable rides over the years…

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11. Also, we’re extremely patient.

You don’t deal with Dublin Bus for years without acquiring the patience of a saint now, do you?

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12. If we get married, you won’t need to convince us to go to the pub for an impromptu singalong.

And who knows? Maybe Glen Hansard will join us!

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13. But really, how can you not fall in love with this?

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Or this.

Or this.

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You know what to do.

(h/t Buzzfeed for inspiring this post)

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